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GURKEY
A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.
Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"
GURKEY by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018
Related Words
GURKEY • Gurkey Turkey • gurky • Gurney • Gurked • Gunkey • Gurken • gurney journey • Görkey • Gukkey
Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey by penis_potato April 29, 2021
Gurkey Turkey
a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey by Radin Happier June 5, 2024
Gurney Girl
Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?
A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?
A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
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Gurkel
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
gurky
A nickname meaning guru's key. The individual usually likes to help people out and is not afraid to try something new. While excelling in academics, the indivdual is usually a sensitive person who doesn't talk alot. He or she is one of a kind, a gurky
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