A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.
"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."
by corey2525 December 31, 2021
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A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.
Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"
by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018
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A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass
James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!
by penis_potato April 30, 2021
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