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gelkmaxxing 

The process of pulling and twisting your penis aggressively over and over again to add girth and length multiple times a day.
I saw the homeless man sitting across from me on the bus gelkmaxxing aggressively.
gelkmaxxing by Bigphil_gelkmaxxer. February 14, 2024

Gelkmaxxing 

The act of performing the art of gelking (Pulling and twisting your penis so hard that it grows, therefore increasing in length and girth) as much as possible in order to get the most length and girth one can achieve by gelking.
"I have been gelkmaxxing for a little over two weeks Christian" said Conner
Gelkmaxxing by Maxmaxxer March 2, 2024

gorpmaxxing

A term relating to the act of consuming as much Gorp trail mix as possible.
"Man, I can't come to work today, I am too busy gorpmaxxing"
gorpmaxxing by Dragongorp March 18, 2024

Gulchmaxxing 

The act of using long thin objects to stretch your urethra gradually to increase your sounding capacity
Hey are you ready to try sounding, have you kept up your Gulchmaxxing
Gulchmaxxing by Archie nunez April 4, 2024

golgmaxxing

when you do a really good damage phase.
HOLY SHIT CAN I GOLGMAXXING ORYX WITH YOU
golgmaxxing by Sindri98 May 24, 2024

Golgmaxxing

Performing a perfect damage phase
Join our raid we are golgmaxxing
Golgmaxxing by Sindri98 May 31, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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