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gelkmaxxing 

The process of pulling and twisting your penis aggressively over and over again to add girth and length multiple times a day.
I saw the homeless man sitting across from me on the bus gelkmaxxing aggressively.
gelkmaxxing by Bigphil_gelkmaxxer. February 14, 2024
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Gelkmaxxing 

The act of performing the art of gelking (Pulling and twisting your penis so hard that it grows, therefore increasing in length and girth) as much as possible in order to get the most length and girth one can achieve by gelking.
"I have been gelkmaxxing for a little over two weeks Christian" said Conner
Gelkmaxxing by Maxmaxxer March 2, 2024

Geomaxxing

The act of travelling to a different country or area to improve your dating odds and quality of life.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing, Geomaxxing is a pseudo-incelospherian term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website geomax.me.
Ever since Timmy heard about geomaxxing he decided to move to Argentinia and finally get a girlfriend.
Geomaxxing by WIKIKING August 19, 2022

Geomaxxing

The act of traveling to a different country or area to improve your quality of life, standard of living, lower your cost of living, and increase your sexual market value in the dating market.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing (SEA stands for South East Asia), Geomaxxing is a term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website and forum geomaxxing.com . Another failed website and forum called geomax.me briefly existed but was poorly run and quickly over run by African Americans and Pajeets looking to find white women.
Ever since Alex Brown heard about Geomaxxing he decided to move to Japan and finally get a girlfriend.
Geomaxxing by KingOfKyiv October 13, 2022

Geomaxxing

The act of traveling to a different country or area to improve your quality of life, standard of living, lower your cost of living, and increase your sexual market value in the dating market.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing (SEA stands for South East Asia), Geomaxxing is a term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website and forum geomaxxing.com . Another failed website and forum called geomax.me briefly existed but was poorly run and quickly over run by African Americans and Pajeets looking to find white women.
Ever since Alex Brown heard about Geomaxxing he decided to move to Japan and finally get a girlfriend.
Geomaxxing by KingOfKyiv October 13, 2022

gulpmaxxing 

Gulpmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one continuously swallowing to enhance their looks / facial structure.
Person 1 (male): I haven’t stopped gulpmaxxing for the past couple weeks, can you tell?

Person 2 (female): Can I tell?! You look even hotter now. *unzips your pants*
gulpmaxxing by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024

Gelmaxing 

I’m gelmaxing In your mouth
Gelmaxing by Luisthemighty March 3, 2024
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