(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.
1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003
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mixture of assorted powdered drugs. May include meth, coke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and K - if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains Viagra as well.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
I've got a bumper full of trail mix, so you know we'll still be goin' hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent whores is trickin for one more bump.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"
by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
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a snortable combination of crystal meth, cocaine, and ketamine
shall we do some trail mix before we get to the white party?
by anonymous 1 May 19, 2004
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a group of 3 attractive girls: one redhead, one brunette and a blonde
Check out that trail mix there is something for everybody!

Have you ever met trail mix, they are hard to come by.
by tmix7 June 16, 2012
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Visible venerial disease and infestation around a woman's pubic area.
Eeech. She was laden with trail mix. I wasn't *that* desperate.
by BurningForCheetos April 7, 2005
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When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.
Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.
by Harry M. October 10, 2006
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