Geltchmaxxing, or "Geltching" is the act of stretching one's anus to an extreme diameter. Geltching is more commonly known as anal dilation, the one key difference that separates them is the method in which they are performed.
I've been Geltchmaxxing super hard lately! Hopefully now that 2-literbottle will fit in there.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.