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Gulchmaxxing

The act of using long thin objects to stretch your urethra gradually to increase your sounding capacity
Hey are you ready to try sounding, have you kept up your Gulchmaxxing
by Archie nunez April 4, 2024
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mulchmaxxing

the process of eating an extensive amount of mulch. this raises your life span by 2 days
i am a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam.
by mulching November 7, 2023
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gulpmaxxing

Gulpmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one continuously swallowing to enhance their looks / facial structure.
Person 1 (male): I haven’t stopped gulpmaxxing for the past couple weeks, can you tell?

Person 2 (female): Can I tell?! You look even hotter now. *unzips your pants*
by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024
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Geltchmaxxing

Geltchmaxxing, or "Geltching" is the act of stretching one's anus to an extreme diameter. Geltching is more commonly known as anal dilation, the one key difference that separates them is the method in which they are performed.
I've been Geltchmaxxing super hard lately! Hopefully now that 2-liter bottle will fit in there.
by super duper fat retard May 24, 2024
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