guzzmaxxing 

the act of seeking a "guzz," commonly with the intention of guzzling and slorping the "guzz."

(the term "guzz" can be applied in many ways, just use your imagination)

"Yo man, what have you been up to recently?"

"Nothing much, mostly been dabbling in guzzmaxxing."

"..."

"I've been looking for a fine guzz."

*files restraining order*

guzzmaxxing by FiberQua k2 10 December 31, 2024

gulpmaxxing 

Gulpmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one continuously swallowing to enhance their looks / facial structure.

Person 1 (male): I haven’t stopped gulpmaxxing for the past couple weeks, can you tell?

Person 2 (female): Can I tell?! You look even hotter now. *unzips your pants*

gulpmaxxing by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024

Buzzmaxxing 

When you maximize your nicotine buzz (usually from a vape) by only hitting it once a day.

“hey Cadeyn have you tried buzzmaxxing??”
“No Cameron let me try a buzzmaxx *geeks hard*”

Buzzmaxxing by batsoupyummy March 11, 2024

Gurtmaxxing

Consuming copious amounts of yoghurt or other pre/probiotic rich dairy.

Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.

“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”

“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”

Gurtmaxxing by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026