Gurtmaxxing

Consuming copious amounts of yoghurt or other pre/probiotic rich dairy.

Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.

“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”

“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”

Gurtmaxxing by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026

Gyatmaxxing 

Gyatmaxxing is when you only do ass exercises for a living. The term is often used to describe the humongous size of someones ass.

”whoah, he gotta be gyatmaxxing during his free time”

Gyatmaxxing by Humongousham November 21, 2023

gyatmaxxing 

A word used when to decribe the absolute sheer size of someones ass. The word "gyatmaxxing" originates fron the word "lookmaxxing", which is when you do daily routines and exercies to make their appearance look better. So in other words gyatmaxxing is when you train and do exercises to make your ass huge.

Oh lord! she/he must be gyatmaxxing with an ass that size!

gyatmaxxing by Humongousham November 25, 2023

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

Girthmaxxing by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

girthmaxxing by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

gyatmaxxing 

The process of increasing the volume of your gyat.

Saad: Bro have you seen what happened to Shounak?
Shlok: No, what about him?
Saad: He started gyatmaxxing and now his gyat is big asf!
Shlok: Damnnn

gyatmaxxing by bigboy1231trjgijfgfosdkdfoskfo February 5, 2024