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Gurtmaxxing

Consuming copious amounts of yoghurt or other pre/probiotic rich dairy.

Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.
“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”

IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”
Gurtmaxxing by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026
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Gyatmaxxing 

Gyatmaxxing is when you only do ass exercises for a living. The term is often used to describe the humongous size of someones ass.
whoah, he gotta be gyatmaxxing during his free time
Gyatmaxxing by Humongousham November 21, 2023

gyatmaxxing 

A word used when to decribe the absolute sheer size of someones ass. The word "gyatmaxxing" originates fron the word "lookmaxxing", which is when you do daily routines and exercies to make their appearance look better. So in other words gyatmaxxing is when you train and do exercises to make your ass huge.
Oh lord! she/he must be gyatmaxxing with an ass that size!
gyatmaxxing by Humongousham November 25, 2023

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands
"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"
girthmaxxing by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.
"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing
Girthmaxxing by Jean Dough January 15, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
Girthmaxxing by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.
Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
girthmaxxing by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
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