Gurtmaxxing

Consuming copious amounts of yoghurt or other pre/probiotic rich dairy.

Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.

“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”

“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”

by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.

"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing

by Jean Dough January 15, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

gyatmaxxing

The process of increasing the volume of your gyat.

Saad: Bro have you seen what happened to Shounak?
Shlok: No, what about him?
Saad: He started gyatmaxxing and now his gyat is big asf!
Shlok: Damnnn

by bigboy1231trjgijfgfosdkdfoskfo February 5, 2024