Guiltless Pineapple

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Something you should absolutely say out loud no reason when you are in an elevator and there is 3 person other than you in the same elevator

Someone: *In an elevator with 3 random people* GuIlTlEsS PiNeApPlE
Someone Else: WhAt?
Someone: Guiltless Pineapple!

Guiltless Pineapple by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022

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gutless wonder

A person who is so without courage that it’s surprising they are even alive.

He is a gutless wonder and that is exactly why he has risen to the top in this reversed world of avoidant underachievers working for the state.

gutless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

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guiltiness

The state of having committed an offense.

"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)

guiltiness by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006

Guiltsassination

When your co-worker fucks up and now you're in trouble too for working with them or just being next to them.

Yo man, Dale fucked up the backhoe now Boss Man won't talk to either of us. Textbook case of Guiltsassination.

Guiltsassination by BandanaMan🧝 March 16, 2022

Guileless

free from any intent to deceive or impress others.

she was an easy-going, guileless young woman who was comfortable just being herself.

Guileless by Justin Victor Knight March 2, 2009

Gutless Coward

Hiding in a closet while under immediate threat and attack. Especially when in a leadership role and abandoning people that look up to you. Relying on others to improvise weapons while you hide.

Stephen Harper is a gutless coward because he left his people to go cower in a closet.

Gutless Coward by UrbanDictionaryEditing January 20, 2015

gutless wonder

A person who's courage is limited to gang attacks on individuals that are traditionally considered to be weak. They are noted for being able to talk a good fight but collapsing instantly the moment they are presented with a fair fight.

A gang of gutless wonders attacked a 90 year old man with pepper spray then kicked him repeatedly when he fell to the ground .

gutless wonder by Major Felix March 4, 2017

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026