grudophile

A Russian who kidnapps little gurls.

Stop being a Grudophile.

by I PoOPed February 6, 2021

Godophile

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by Docter B February 11, 2009

Gunophile

One who is passionate about firearms.

They eat, sleep, and dream firearms.

I'm a registered Gunophile....

by Macky T January 2, 2008

Guidophile

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

grumpophile

A person who enjoys being grumpy and thus finds ways of staying grumpy. Perfectly encapsulated by people who are always putting others down and shooting down attempts at happiness.

Me: Hey Dad, I just bought us two tickets to go to the Bahamas during Christmas!
Dad: I hate islands. Vacations are never fun. How much did you pay for those tickets? You must be an idiot to pay that much! etc.
Me: Man, what a grumpophile.

by antifolkhero November 19, 2007

Greedophile

Someone who is greedy. A greedy, avaricious person.

"William H. Vanderbilt once said, 'The public be damned.! I only care about my property.'"

"He was a real greedophile."

by Y9e0ah May 9, 2014

Grebophile

some1 that stalkes grebs/goths/grungers ect

you dirty Grebophile

by Icev June 19, 2009