gourdophile

Someone who is very sexually attracted to gourds

“You see Preston over there, heard he jacked off to a pumpkin. Man is such a gourdophile.”

gourdophile by FrI3Nd October 25, 2022

Godophile 

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

Godophile by Docter B February 11, 2009

Guidophile 

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

Guidophile by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

grudophile 

A Russian who kidnapps little gurls.

Stop being a Grudophile.

grudophile by I PoOPed February 6, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008