gourdophile

Someone who is very sexually attracted to gourds

“You see Preston over there, heard he jacked off to a pumpkin. Man is such a gourdophile.”

by FrI3Nd October 25, 2022

Godophile

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by Docter B February 11, 2009

Guidophile

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

grudophile

A Russian who kidnapps little gurls.

Stop being a Grudophile.

by I PoOPed February 6, 2021