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germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012

geriophile 

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.
"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019

Geophile 

A person who nerds out on anything geology related
Most geophiles showcase their rock collection, have a geology-related tattoo, and/or wear T-shirts that say: "My feelings toward geology are purely plutonic."
Geophile by N2daBizzel April 21, 2015

Graecophile 

One who is presumptuously interested in ancient Greece and Athenian ways or one who pretends to be as a facade to get into Harvard law
"That 300 movie lacked character development, the symbolism was pedantic and the plot was laced with unforgivable historical inaccuracies."

"I thought its imagery was vivid and its cinematography was Orwellesian, but I'd adore anything concerning ancient Greece. Golly gee, I'm such a graecophile."
Graecophile by Monica Kim December 27, 2008
Opposite of paedophile. A young person who finds the elderly sexually attractive.
Andrea fancies my grandad - what a gerophile.
gerophile by ciaraCHAOS July 7, 2007
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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