grumpophile

A person who enjoys being grumpy and thus finds ways of staying grumpy. Perfectly encapsulated by people who are always putting others down and shooting down attempts at happiness.

Me: Hey Dad, I just bought us two tickets to go to the Bahamas during Christmas!
Dad: I hate islands. Vacations are never fun. How much did you pay for those tickets? You must be an idiot to pay that much! etc.
Me: Man, what a grumpophile.

grumpophile by antifolkhero November 19, 2007

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Trumpophile

A person who is an enthusiastic backer and supporter of President Trump and his actions.

Bob believed that President Trump's edicts and attempts to change long standing laws of the USA was warranted. He believed blindly in whatever Trump's political choices were. He was a real Trumpophile.

Trumpophile by Dame Ellen Dainne Dooleye February 26, 2017

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grumpophile • Trumpophile • grudophile

Trumpophile

Someone willing to overlook Donald Trump's pedophile tendencies simply because......well.... TRUMP.

Dude thinks it's ok Trump likes having sex with little girls because Trump's his hero.. dude is a Trumpophile.

Trumpophile by Pedophilia is wrong January 31, 2022

grudophile

A Russian who kidnapps little gurls.

Stop being a Grudophile.

grudophile by I PoOPed February 6, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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