grumpophile

A person who enjoys being grumpy and thus finds ways of staying grumpy. Perfectly encapsulated by people who are always putting others down and shooting down attempts at happiness.

Me: Hey Dad, I just bought us two tickets to go to the Bahamas during Christmas!
Dad: I hate islands. Vacations are never fun. How much did you pay for those tickets? You must be an idiot to pay that much! etc.
Me: Man, what a grumpophile.

grumpophile by antifolkhero November 19, 2007

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Trumpophile

A person who is an enthusiastic backer and supporter of President Trump and his actions.

Bob believed that President Trump's edicts and attempts to change long standing laws of the USA was warranted. He believed blindly in whatever Trump's political choices were. He was a real Trumpophile.

Trumpophile by Dame Ellen Dainne Dooleye February 26, 2017

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Trumpophile

Someone willing to overlook Donald Trump's pedophile tendencies simply because......well.... TRUMP.

Dude thinks it's ok Trump likes having sex with little girls because Trump's his hero.. dude is a Trumpophile.

Trumpophile by Pedophilia is wrong January 31, 2022

grudophile

A Russian who kidnapps little gurls.

Stop being a Grudophile.

grudophile by I PoOPed February 6, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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