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Treedophile 

The act of toutching a younger tree or sapling in innapropriate ways and being a generall peadophile to any type of tree or plant
Nick toutched the young tree from behind without permission. He is now on the sex offenders list for being a Treedophile
Treedophile by Nickbowks June 20, 2009

Gepedophile 

- A person that gets sexually turned on by child puppets.

- A person that makes child puppets.
Did you see Johnny staring at those marionette's? What a gepedophile!
Gepedophile by Rusty Waters April 17, 2011

Graecophile 

One who is presumptuously interested in ancient Greece and Athenian ways or one who pretends to be as a facade to get into Harvard law
"That 300 movie lacked character development, the symbolism was pedantic and the plot was laced with unforgivable historical inaccuracies."

"I thought its imagery was vivid and its cinematography was Orwellesian, but I'd adore anything concerning ancient Greece. Golly gee, I'm such a graecophile."
Graecophile by Monica Kim December 27, 2008

Gepedophile 

It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.

1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"

-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"

(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003

Geekophile 

Someone who is addicted to and sexually attracted to geeks
Normal guys don't do it for me, I only like geeks. I think I might be a geekophile
Geekophile by ilovegeeks January 24, 2009

Greenaphile 

Someone that likes green things for example the forest, the grass or just the colour green. It makes a person feel calm and happy when they see the colour green.
I believe I am a greenaphile
Greenaphile by Princessmclarnon June 11, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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