Guidophile

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

Godophile

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by Docter B February 11, 2009

Gunophile

One who is passionate about firearms.

They eat, sleep, and dream firearms.

I'm a registered Gunophile....

by Macky T January 2, 2008

grudophile

A Russian who kidnapps little gurls.

Stop being a Grudophile.

by I PoOPed February 6, 2021

gaydophile

A homosexual person male/female adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children of the same sex only.

Guy 1: I can't believe he is gay.

Guy 2: I can't believe he fancies younger men .

Guy 1: Ew how young?

Guy 2: Well i heard that his boyfriends not even 16 yet!

Guy 1: What a gaydophile

by Captain Vent May 29, 2009

Guacophile

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

by El-Leppard January 27, 2019

Grindophile

A person who enjoys grinding up their numbers and statistics. Most common in the context of video gaming.

"Did you see Jeff? He maxed another character to max level."
"He's a real grindophile."

by petoviili February 2, 2021