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Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013
Related Words
gromage • Grimage • Gropage • gnomage • Gramage • groagen • groager • grodage • Gromae • growage
massive case of wandering hands. usually to grab your boyfriend/girlfriend's sexual parts (tehe)
mom-i saw you in your room. all under the covers for maximum gropage!
Gropage by Bed buddy August 12, 2008
the amount of weed the dealer gives you for X amount of dollars.
Guy tryin to get weed: hey man dyu kno anyone pushin?
Me: yeah dude i could hook you up with my guy if u want.
Guy tryin to get weed: Thanks man, i only have 10 bucks tho
Me: no prob, ill check the gramage on a dime.
Gramage by The Duke of Gravity December 8, 2010
a disturbing photograph, picture, or mental image

contraction of grim image

a sight that makes its beholder wince or cringe, and in extreme cases even swoon dramatically to the ground
Lady Gaga in a meat dress? OMG, grimage!

The idea of John Major and Edwina Currie doing it is sheer grimage.

Suzi Chunk's a grand wee singer, but her fashion sense is just utter grimage.
grimage by phlegmy November 6, 2010
Penis hair
He showed me his penis and I saw his grodage
grodage by Ky Kardashian December 21, 2013
To repeatadly kill gnomes on world of warcraft
1) Woah! That was pure gnomage!!!
gnomage by Nariah October 9, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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