grodage

Penis hair

He showed me his penis and I saw his grodage

grodage by Ky Kardashian December 21, 2013

groager 

Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.

"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"

groager by cdhally September 19, 2013

Gropage 

massive case of wandering hands. usually to grab your boyfriend/girlfriend's sexual parts (tehe)

mom-i saw you in your room. all under the covers for maximum gropage!

Gropage by Bed buddy August 12, 2008

gromage 

mental state of being;stoked

The waves today are staight up true gromage.

gromage by Travis December 19, 2002

grodge 

Common mispronunciation of garage, even when it is spelled "garage".

I have to go into my grodge.
We're having a grodge sale.

grodge by Seshie September 6, 2009

growage 

The opposite of shrinkage, when the mail genitals shrink when they are exposed to cold. Growage is not the same as a boner since the penis remains flacid.

That sauna was so hot that I got a major case of growage in there. It didn't hurt that when I stepped out I immediately saw the milf who owned the house.

growage by B-Peeks February 26, 2010

Grodger 

Someone with stumpy legs

someone get that grodger a wheelchair

Grodger by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019