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a disturbing photograph, picture, or mental image

contraction of grim image

a sight that makes its beholder wince or cringe, and in extreme cases even swoon dramatically to the ground
Lady Gaga in a meat dress? OMG, grimage!

The idea of John Major and Edwina Currie doing it is sheer grimage.

Suzi Chunk's a grand wee singer, but her fashion sense is just utter grimage.
grimage by phlegmy November 6, 2010
Words you can keep
Parking your car in contempt (this is when you see that two spots are free or even four, and park on all of them)
yeah... that...
Grimage by Grim June 30, 2004
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Grimaerialesque 

The gravity warped, wrenching Twist, in the pit of a person’s stomach, that is felt when looking at photos of people who are positioned atop very tall heights.
i had the most grimaerialesque thoughts, days after seeing old black and white photographs, of men working, during the construction of the Empire State Building!

Grimace Shake

A supernatural milk shake you can buy from mcdonalds putting it simply.

Symptoms:

Once you have taken a sip or two, within 15 minutes to 2 hours multiple things can happen. Typically linked to brain rot, your body will slowly begin convulsing and having seizures uncontrollably whilst you vomit as it tries to remove the milkshake from your body. As this happens, after you have taken a sip all brain growth begins to stop and disintegrates your brain cells normally linked to the stomach or lungs, causing them to fail and reject the beverage, forcing to involuntarily convulse until it is out of your system or until you die. Typically as you begin to lose your mind, your internal temperature rises, causing you to involuntarily want to take off your clothes and run somewhere to catch some cooling wind, all of course during seizures.

Then and only then, Grimace himself take advantage of your mortality and turn you into a vassal for him to terrorize the world beyond his grave in a tradition celebrating his birthday.
"Okay guys, today we'll be trying the Grimace Shake, Happy birthday Grimace."

the grimace 

The big purple thing from the old McDonalds commercials. Immortal. Arch-Nemesis of Officer Big Mac.
"Nothing...can...kill...the...grimace"
the grimace by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

Fuckin' Grimace 

To do something so inherently stupid, yet your friends choose not to alienate you from the group and resort to summing up the scenario with this comment.
"He bought the truck, then two days later ran it into a light pole and totalled it when he was drunk."

"Fuckin' Grimace!"

Grimace shake

A misterious purple liquid it has been observed and said that whoever drinks it will be healthy forever after :)
- hmmmm the grimace shake is just awesome want to try it man
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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