Travis's definitions

sbbooted

It means something clever. When you can't think of anything clever.

Tora says:
can you find the secret msg?

Srah says:
Haha I'm trying to read it
All I've got is sbbooted

by Travis August 11, 2010

socrates

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.

when hottubbing socrates are the best.

by Travis June 23, 2006

soak and poke

having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections

ow, it hurts when I pee.

you went to the soak and poke didnt you?

how did you know?

by Travis April 30, 2006

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

whad up Dawwg

Slang saying that entertains Whit redneck buddies when there wasted of completely bored or just need a hillarious way to greet each other

Bob saw jim across wal-mart and raised his hand in the black power salute and yelled Whad up Dawwg and jim immeditly realized it was his old freind bob

by Travis June 11, 2005

pooffuu

They sound a tampon makes exiting a large womans cooter

use you imagination thats is all

by Travis June 11, 2005

This sucks balls

I would rather be anywhere else than doing this if i could this thing/orginazation/group can suck my balls term for extremely boring forced activity

Jack was giving a lecture in band class about god KNows what and then i turned to cricket and said This sucks balls and we then were happly ejected from the lecture.

by Travis June 11, 2005