6 definitions by phlegmy

Perpetual government by an evil ruling elite though with a facade of apparent democracy.
"Whoever you vote for, the government always wins"

"Yeah man, what's the point of that elections shit in a demoncracy?"
by phlegmy February 2, 2012
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the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
by phlegmy August 6, 2011
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a blissful future society in which all humanity's sexual inhibitions have broken down
First guy - "dude, that Tredegar guy is so repressed"

Second guy - "shit, yeah - how will he cope in the coming bonobotopia?"
by phlegmy September 24, 2011
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mainly used in connection to work - the search for skiving opportunities - a dossing possibility - preferably while being paid.

the possibility of a worktime snooze.
When the manager left the office, we seized the dossibility.

The new job was tough, with zero dossibility.
by phlegmy August 31, 2011
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a disturbing photograph, picture, or mental image

contraction of grim image

a sight that makes its beholder wince or cringe, and in extreme cases even swoon dramatically to the ground
Lady Gaga in a meat dress? OMG, grimage!

The idea of John Major and Edwina Currie doing it is sheer grimage.

Suzi Chunk's a grand wee singer, but her fashion sense is just utter grimage.
by phlegmy November 5, 2010
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a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat
she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
by phlegmy June 19, 2010
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