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Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.
Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."
Grobled by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022
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The personification of Marge's gambling problem as named by Homer in The Simpsons.
Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
gamblor by Calebros April 14, 2006

rainbow gambler 

Rainbow gambler is term used in the middle and north of the UK to describe a compulsive and erratic gambler of limited financial status - the bottom feeders of the gambling fraternity. The term meaning they are always chasing that pot of gold at the end if the rainbow but always coming up short
Danny is a rainbow gambler, he had hardly any money to pay his bills but gambles it all, the guy is a loser

Grumblebrag 

To complain in a superficial manner, when one is really just boasting.
I have to wear my wedding ring or else I just get hit on too much. I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just grumblebragging.
Grumblebrag by das Luftkissenboot November 13, 2014

grundle grumble 

grundle grumble ( grundle grumbler, grundle grumbling )

1: When a young lady is pleasuring her partner by kissing or licking his grundle the scrotum will cover the womans mouth preventing intelligible speech.

2: Flatulence that is prevented from escaping up the butt crack that flows over the grundle impacting the scrotum making a distinctive rumbling sound. Grundle grumbles are particularly evident when seated on leather or vinyl seating surfaces or those cheesy fiberglass chairs in laundromats.

3. Mysterious sounds that emanate from the grundle.
1. Whats that honey? I can't hear what you saying you grundle grumbling bitch you.

2. Jesus Dave I heard that grundle grumble from here. Stop farting on my leather seats..no more fucking burritos for you.

3. What the fuck was that? Oh..a fucking grundle grumble. Sorry. Do you have any fabric softener?

gamble chocolates 

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.