gamble

A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.

*In an office building*

Joe: Man I gotta fart.

Bill: So fart what's the big deal?

Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.

Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.

by Doomsday Jesus September 17, 2006

gambled

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

by WyclefJean July 19, 2010

gambling

The surest way of getting nothing from something.

I pissed all my cash awy gambling on the internet.

by Sean December 09, 2003

gambling

when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about

doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas

by joe brown pimp king May 05, 2005

Gambling

1. An improvident activity in which winning gleefully proceeds losing. 2. The saddled process of chasing one's loses or blowing one's winnings. 3. Chinese finger cuffs. 4. An insatiable itch erroneously believed to be satisfied by scratching. 5. The willingness to ask Chance for Certainty.

Horse race betting, casinos, sports betting etc, are all forms of gambling. There are many more of course, all which basically get the same results.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

gambling

Giving money to native americans.

Stop gambling they already have enough money.

by imanassel August 20, 2011

Gamble

To run across a road at a fast pace without looking to see if there are any vehicles moving towards you in the hope of not getting hit by uncoming traffic. It was created in the late 90s/early 00s by Mark Mc Legend and some wigger.

Steve:Did you play gamble yesterday?
Andrew:Yea but i lost
Steve:O right i was wondering why we are in hospital

by Luc O'Zade January 26, 2008