Grimpa

For women: A grimpa is a woman who has a bad attitude, is rude to people, speaks condescending to people, is loud and obnoxious, and/or someone who can't be tolerated in general. Synonymous with bitch, cunt, etc.

For men: A grimpa is an all around dick/douche.

Shut up Mary you're such a freaking grimpa...

by shicaca08 August 29, 2011

Grampa

He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.

Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"

by sm1l3s October 15, 2008

Grumpasalty

A Grumpy old man who hates weebs and Anime

Did you get banned from the server? Yea a Grumpasalty found out i like anime

by alexalas March 19, 2019

Grimaerialesque

The gravity warped, wrenching Twist, in the pit of a person’s stomach, that is felt when looking at photos of people who are positioned atop very tall heights.

i had the most grimaerialesque thoughts, days after seeing old black and white photographs, of men working, during the construction of the Empire State Building!

by i wannaCUseeMEspeLLit March 23, 2021

Grimace Shake

A supernatural milk shake you can buy from mcdonalds putting it simply.

Symptoms:

Once you have taken a sip or two, within 15 minutes to 2 hours multiple things can happen. Typically linked to brain rot, your body will slowly begin convulsing and having seizures uncontrollably whilst you vomit as it tries to remove the milkshake from your body. As this happens, after you have taken a sip all brain growth begins to stop and disintegrates your brain cells normally linked to the stomach or lungs, causing them to fail and reject the beverage, forcing to involuntarily convulse until it is out of your system or until you die. Typically as you begin to lose your mind, your internal temperature rises, causing you to involuntarily want to take off your clothes and run somewhere to catch some cooling wind, all of course during seizures.

Then and only then, Grimace himself take advantage of your mortality and turn you into a vassal for him to terrorize the world beyond his grave in a tradition celebrating his birthday.

"Okay guys, today we'll be trying the Grimace Shake, Happy birthday Grimace."

by piñatalover922 June 26, 2023

the grimace

The big purple thing from the old McDonalds commercials. Immortal. Arch-Nemesis of Officer Big Mac.

"Nothing...can...kill...the...grimace"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

gimpatron

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!

'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'

by bec.93 May 16, 2010