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Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.
That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

grimpale 

Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!

Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)
I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!
grimpale by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

grimpale 

Impaling someone in a grim way, on something grim (such as the horns of a Moongoat, frozen icicles, etc.)

Can only be done by grim beings, such as Moongoats or acolytes.
I command you to grimaple these unblasphemous posers, acolytes!
grimpale by Grimlord December 27, 2004

GrimPacks 

Literally the best pack maker and the best UHC player to ever exist.

Not smelly and is a very buff frog.
WOW! GrimPacks I love you so much, your pack making and UHC skills sure are amazing! You are quite muscular as well.
GrimPacks by joe4221 February 28, 2021
adj.; grumpy, surly, and/or pouty, often as the effect of stress or lack of sleep.
Hans: Did I upset you?
Anne: No.
Hans: Okay. I'd feel bad if I did.
Anne: Weh, sorry if I sound grimply.
grimply by Cristiano Luciano January 9, 2008
Mean insult, implying the person is inbred, gay, and wears a diaper
Yo that guy is grimpy!
I put a cap in that grimpy's ass!
grimpy by Nuff Stuff April 25, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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