borg assimilator

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

pr0n cocktail

A variety of different articles of pornography. often arranged in a small bouquet or other festive packaging. Not for use with "cocktail sauce", though can result in "tartar sauce"

"Dude, i let my friend borrow my pr0n cocktail, and when he gave it back it was practically saturated in tartar sauce"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

har7y beeph steu

quite a funny message to put on billboards. just rearange some letters...and you have "har7y beeph steu". a slang version of "hearty beaf stew"

"Why did i just rearange letters on a sign so it says 'har7tybeephsteu?'"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

axl rose with dreads

not nearly as cool as regular old axl rose. has an obvious and scary face lift. even more of a jerk than normal axl rose

"Those where some ugly ass dreads axl rose had...i mean...dizamn!"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

cocktail sauce

a tasty sauce, often used with seafood. not for use with pr0n cocktail.

"Dude, I got cocktail sauce on my shirt. I really liked this shirt too!"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

the grimace

The big purple thing from the old McDonalds commercials. Immortal. Arch-Nemesis of Officer Big Mac.

"Nothing...can...kill...the...grimace"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004