griffel

a girl with huge titties and an ugly face that looks like a pig that got in a car accident with a slurpy truck.

dang, that girls a griffel.

by sasquatch1234 April 2, 2007

Pen Griffey

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.

Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

Bryson Tiller Ken Griffey Jr. Let Em Know 502 The Come Up Trap Soul Aliases Pseudonym Alter Ego Lyric

by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016

Griffed

Verb: To be mislead or confused by your pal. To innocently not speak the truth.

You were wrong about having watermelon in the cafeteria today. Dang, I got Griffed!

by Cdmfl April 17, 2014

Ken Griffey Jr.

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.

Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Griffe

The offspring of a mulatto and either a black or an American Indian.

"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."

(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)

by YAMuffin February 2, 2006

griffled

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle

boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled

by charles chad February 16, 2006