griffel
a girl with huge titties and an ugly face that looks like a pig that got in a car accident with a slurpy truck.
griffel by sasquatch1234 April 2, 2007
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Pen Griffey
Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.
Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too
Bryson Tiller Ken Griffey Jr. Let Em Know 502 The Come Up Trap Soul Aliases Pseudonym Alter Ego Lyric
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Pen Griffey by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016
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Ken Griffey Jr.
A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.
Ken Griffey Jr. by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009
Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise
Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
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Griffe
"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."
(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)
(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)
griffled
the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle
boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006
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