Major League Baseball. MLB is the organization consisting of two leagues, the National and American. These two leagues form the only major professional baseball organization in the U.S.
MLB's championship is the World Series. The World Series, however, is not MLB's biggest GAME, as it consists of anywhere from 4-7 games.
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A franco-american animated series which features two Parisian teenagers, Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste, who transform into the superheroes Ladybug and Cat Noir to defeat villains.
X: Have you watched the new mlb episode?
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The largest Baseball league in the world that is currently haunted by the presence of the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox, two teams who's fan base usually consist of a bunch of people thousands of miles away who only like them because they win and because they are on TV more often.
Go to any small market baseball team's ballpark when they're playing the Red Sox or the Yankees. I guarantee you you'll find more Yankees and Red Sox fans then fans of the home team.

MLB.
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Major League Baseball, the league that was popular and beloved by all. Children, Seners, Girls, Boys, there wasn't a person in America who didn't follow the MLB and talk about it everyday. And a day at an MLB park, was a nice friendly excperience.

Nowadays, if you try to talk baseball with someone they replie back with a smartass responce. And a day at the ballpark can become violent, especially if your a Dodger fan at Giants stadium, or vise-versa.

Who's to blame? All the unamerican bastards who hate baseball and are slowing down the popularity of this one fine sport. Nobody is forcing you to follow the MLB or baseball in general, but to hate baseball just because we're american, is just stupid. Why pick sports to watch anyway? Sports are sports, The MLB isn't the most exciting sport to watch, but it's still a very interesting and fun sport to watch.
Long time ago:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yesterday?
Person #2: Hell yes I did, Angels kick ass! Theres nothing like a nice friendly MLB game!

Currently:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yeaterday?
Person #2: BASEBALL!? Baseball is a boring, stupid, unathletic sport full of fat 'roid monkeys who run in circles.
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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MLB in gacha games can mean Max limit breaking a character aka making them reach their maximum level to make theirs attacks stronger and have more hp etc.
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A pack of autos that has three main cars: Mercedes-Benz, Lexus, BMW. Multiple packs are usually noticed in upper-class areas and neighborhoods.
Damn, I was driving down Mockingbird Ln. and there was a shitload of MLB.
by JDub23 October 17, 2006
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1. A poorly formatted league with the dumbest fans and dumbest officials that makes it the worst sport ever. It's consisted of 162 long tedious games with no time limit, whereas the "postseason" only lasts about a week long. The objective of the game is to hit a ball with a bat and guide your fellow Dominicans to home plate without getting out. But the real objective is to make the most money than any other player. Players are allowed to create buzz by talking trash, being a distraction, juicing up, and any other idiotic actions to attract the media.

2. "America's favorite past time".

3. "The Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico's favorite present time".

4. A sports league made up of 29 teams and one over-dramatic news tycoon (NYY).

5. An overrated drama queen of a sport. They care so much that Bud Selig pays ESPN to cover the MLB 24/7, even during the offseason. Whenever ESPN doesn't highlight any games, they whine like little bitches about the Yankees, the Red Sox, the Mets, Manny Ramirez, Ozzie Guillen, steroid scandals, retired players in investigations, and any other bullshit they can think of.

6. A method to make a load of money by barely doing anything at all. Such notable activities include standing on a grass field, sitting in a dugout, running 90 feet, running 10 feet to grab the baseball, standing on a small white bag, doing a couple of silly movements to throw the ball really fast to a teammate standing just 50 feet away, and many many more adrenalating activities. Of course, those other players don't get much money for running back and forth every play trying to swerve past other guys and lob the ball in an orange ring, or trying to carry the ball for about 300 feet at the expense that you get knocked down every play. Sure, I believe you.
1. The MLB sucks.

2. US Citizen: I used to like the MLB. Wow, was I such a stupid, stupid kid.

3. Islander: Like baseball is our religion! Every day we go to the church to pray to Babe Ruth.

4. Yankee fan: The Yankees are the best team EVER! Like they land all the good players and shit, and I'm oblivious to why that is. But I heard they are all great in bed, according to ESPN, so that must make them great players!

5. ESPN anchor: Did you know that there are 5 pitchers that homered in a 1-0 game? Just how stupid is this stat?! Nawmally good!

This just in, Sportscenter ratings sink 100% after covering their 30th straight hour on A-Rod's personal crisis.

6. Derek Jeter: LOL Hockey sucks! Even though I won't last three minutes in an ice rink. I have no penis.
by Smart American Male May 3, 2009
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