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Griffles 

The mascot of Raffles Institution and also the gryphon dude who says “suspicium melioris aevi”
Yo, are you drawing some furry art of Griffles? That’s so sus dude
Griffles by ベイリー April 29, 2022
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Griffles 

One that uses vacuous internet language.
I consider you a griffles because you took the time and effort in order to type 'kewl' instead of cool.
Griffles by Sedirée May 4, 2009
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griffled 

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle
boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006

griefless 

Having no morals, conscience or empathy.
"These malfeasant corporations are griefless."
griefless by Steve Monroe January 14, 2008

gruffles 

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both
their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night
gruffles by Mick September 8, 2003

griffler 

1. One who griffs
2. A tall, skinny lizzard-like creature that lurks in the shadows of the band room.
3. An American who attempts to become emperor of another Asian country (China)
Griffler! How many times do i have to tell you? DON'T LET PEOPLE STICK THINGS IN THERE!
griffler by Pointy Hat April 26, 2004

griffler 

n.
1.)Bandius Grifflarius
2.)Greek God of Sex
3.)Emperor of China
4.)One who Griffs
5.)One who rocks out on the trumpet
6.)Part of the Weed-Allen-Griffler triangle of craziness
7.)Lives in the band room
guy: "oh man, griffler is sooooo cool"
hot girl: "like, griffler, is like, the hottest guy around!"
griffler by Griffed April 27, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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