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the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle

boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled

griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006

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Griffed

Verb: To be mislead or confused by your pal. To innocently not speak the truth.

You were wrong about having watermelon in the cafeteria today. Dang, I got Griffed!

Griffed by Cdmfl April 17, 2014

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Griffed

adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.

You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.

Griffed by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009

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Griffed

To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.

Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.

Griffed by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010

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Giffled

The word giffled is sometimes used when a person gets extremely lucky with a time consuming process and doesn't have to bother with it anymore.

That fucker got so giffled there. I am so jealous.

Giffled by hilarioushiiri May 22, 2018

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Griffles

The mascot of Raffles Institution and also the gryphon dude who says “suspicium melioris aevi”

Yo, are you drawing some furry art of Griffles? That’s so sus dude

Griffles by ベイリー April 29, 2022

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Griffed

Getting fucked over by a co-worker.

Kevin got griffed at work today by Alan!

Griffed by Bombdom June 14, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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