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griam

A ship between two nerds, where both are too shy to admit things and everyone else loudly jokingly ships them. They should be together. A couple named Gretchen and Liam, because Gretchen + Liam = <3
Aww.... Your ship name is Griam!
by emolga55 June 3, 2017
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Spinsta’-gram

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.
“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”
by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020
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Ad Graminum

An attack on an opponent's grammar to completely discredit his/her argument.

See Ad hominem.
Faiz: I spent a good half-hour typing out an argument for nothing, because someone used Ad Graminum and pointed out my "your" that should have been "you're".

Julian: You deserved that.

Brian: The Lakers are fundamentally a much better team, they're offense is-
Julian: HA! "THEIR"!
Brian: Fuck you.
by jschoo March 12, 2012
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shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
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Gramdalf

an old man, usually sporting a large grey beard, that has unselfishly taken on the key role of Head of Narcosis within his Guild or Village. He can often be found in the Ale House cackling with visiting Minstrels or lurking at the crossroads selling his unique wares to weary passer-bys
"I'm off to see Gramdalf for some cheeky liveners. Anyone else need any Saturday supplies?"
by ambiDave August 29, 2020
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fitness gram pacer test

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by jayden.exe November 30, 2018
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Grambush

Tonight my mother in law showed up a the door and totally grambushed my kids
by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine November 7, 2010
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