He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.

Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"

Grampa by sm1l3s October 15, 2008

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gimpatron

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!

'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'

gimpatron by bec.93 May 16, 2010

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Giampaolo

A rare and a tough name to pronounce for most people in the English world. Usually people with this name are forced to shorten it. There are plenty of awesome Giampaolos out there.

Hi, Giampaolo. You are such a gr8 dude.

Giampaolo by DendraofSweeden November 18, 2020

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Grampagne

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.

"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."

Grampagne by freakyniquey November 18, 2012

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