greakin

when you misspell the word freakin

I GREAKIN TOLD YOU

by kampbell September 4, 2020

greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

Groaking

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food

"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc

by Nige C January 30, 2004

Greatinbed

Better-than-average in sexual activities. Exceedling skilled at the art of sexual intercourse and/or foreplay. Provides extreme pleasure and enjoyment to the other (or others) involved. Often respects the partner the next morning.

Glenn is one heck of a love-maker, he sure is a Greatinbed kinda guy!

by Matt Roveberg December 9, 2008

batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.

rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

greeking

the act of anal sex

Tommy and Derveep were greeking in the upstairs bedroom

by Danny Provalone June 11, 2006

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009