A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle
a good bit of ass. Origins of this
majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to
have been practiced on a religuous scale.
"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower,
I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a
bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"
Thats what I'm talking about!"