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greeking 

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.
"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."
greeking by Long Island June 11, 2006
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greeking 

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered
"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."
greeking by Elric21 July 30, 2012

extra greeting 

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

geekingese 

It's a breed of geeked up peeps, people that stay high on tweek all the time
Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.
geekingese by ashane May 28, 2017

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello
J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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