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A hot grey haired old man that you would totally fuck
santa is a total gandilf choke me baby
gandilf by TheOnlyCoughlin April 13, 2017

GrandMilf 

A GrandMilf is simply a Mum I'de Love to Fuck, whos children have children.
I pulled what i thought to be a milf the other night who looked and acted like a porn star. after a couple of hours she told me she had grand children it was at this point in time I realised there were also GrandMilfs.
GrandMilf by Anus Raper October 10, 2008

grandiloquent 

gran-DIL-uh-kwuhnt, adjective:
Lofty in style; pompous; bombastic. Full of fine words and fancy expressions - marked by the use of impressive-sounding but mostly meaningless words and phrases.
He became more than usually grandiloquent as if to make up for the years of silence with words of gold.
grandiloquent by JRob July 26, 2006

great-grandMILF 

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.
David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."
great-grandMILF by phase_coherent February 26, 2010

Grandmilf 

1. n A beautiful sexy mom of a mom.
2. n Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Synonymous with Gilf.
3. n A great puma in her fifties or sixties.
Steve: Hey, check her out. She might actually be a grandmilf!
You: You know Steve, you may be right!
Grandmilf by Johnsterama November 6, 2007

Sean Grandillo 

The bozo you see filming pigeons on the street for his #sickass youtube channel. He has over 100M Subscribers. He is #litaf He played the voice of Otto in the Deaf West production of Spring Awakening on Broadway. You could stare into his gorgeous F U C K I N G eyeballs for eternity. If you know the legend, December 9, 1992 born, Sean Grandillo, then you are a #luckybitch
Person 1: Yo who's that filming a fucking pigeon?
Person 2: Holy shit that's Sean Grandillo!
Person 1: Holy shit!!
Sean Grandillo by animescorbus September 9, 2018