I pulled what i thought to be a milf the other night who looked and acted like a porn star. after a couple of hours she told me she had grand children it was at this point in time I realised there were also GrandMilfs.

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grandiloquent

gran-DIL-uh-kwuhnt, adjective:
Lofty in style; pompous; bombastic. Full of fine words and fancy expressions - marked by the use of impressive-sounding but mostly meaningless words and phrases.

He became more than usually grandiloquent as if to make up for the years of silence with words of gold.

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great-grandMILF

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.

David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."

great-grandMILF by phase_coherent February 26, 2010

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Grandmilf

1. n A beautiful sexy mom of a mom.
2. n Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Synonymous with Gilf.
3. n A great puma in her fifties or sixties.

Steve: Hey, check her out. She might actually be a grandmilf!
You: You know Steve, you may be right!

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Sean Grandillo

The bozo you see filming pigeons on the street for his #sickass youtube channel. He has over 100M Subscribers. He is #litaf He played the voice of Otto in the Deaf West production of Spring Awakening on Broadway. You could stare into his gorgeous F U C K I N G eyeballs for eternity. If you know the legend, December 9, 1992 born, Sean Grandillo, then you are a #luckybitch

Person 1: Yo who's that filming a fucking pigeon?
Person 2: Holy shit that's Sean Grandillo!
Person 1: Holy shit!!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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