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Grandmilf 

1. n A beautiful sexy mom of a mom.
2. n Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Synonymous with Gilf.
3. n A great puma in her fifties or sixties.
Steve: Hey, check her out. She might actually be a grandmilf!
You: You know Steve, you may be right!
Grandmilf by Johnsterama November 6, 2007

great-grandMILF 

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.
David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."
great-grandMILF by phase_coherent February 26, 2010

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.
Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.
Grandmafication by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

grandville 

a stuck up school that thinks they're super cool and hood bc they have like 12 black people lots of fake ass hoes but a few tru homies that just like to have fun
I go to grandville, but don't worry I'm not like them
grandville by WiseAssCoolNigga July 16, 2016

grantmilliken 

it is a device to massage your anus
i love to use a grantmilliken

Grand MILF 

Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.
She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.

If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.

I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.
Grand MILF by The Continental June 16, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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