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GrandMilf 

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A GrandMilf is simply a Mum I'de Love to Fuck, whos children have children.
I pulled what i thought to be a milf the other night who looked and acted like a porn star. after a couple of hours she told me she had grand children it was at this point in time I realised there were also GrandMilfs.
GrandMilf by Anus Raper October 10, 2008
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Grandmilf 

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1. n A beautiful sexy mom of a mom.
2. n Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Synonymous with Gilf.
3. n A great puma in her fifties or sixties.
Steve: Hey, check her out. She might actually be a grandmilf!
You: You know Steve, you may be right!
Grandmilf by Johnsterama November 6, 2007

great-grandMILF 

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A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.
David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."
great-grandMILF by phase_coherent February 26, 2010

Grandmafication

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To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.
Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.
Grandmafication by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

grandville 

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a stuck up school that thinks they're super cool and hood bc they have like 12 black people lots of fake ass hoes but a few tru homies that just like to have fun
I go to grandville, but don't worry I'm not like them
grandville by WiseAssCoolNigga July 16, 2016

grantmilliken 

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Grand MILF 

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Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.
She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.

If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.

I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.

Grand MILF by The Continental June 16, 2008
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