gRandalf

Like gandalf, but with R. R makes it special. Grandalf is the O.G .

He's ain't no gandalf. He's a gRandalf.

by zomom chong May 20, 2018

gRandalf

Like a gandalf, but R makes gandalf O.G, not like just gandalf.

-He's kinda O.G I would say
-No. He's a gRandalf dude

by zomom chong May 20, 2018

Gramdalf

an old man, usually sporting a large grey beard, that has unselfishly taken on the key role of Head of Narcosis within his Guild or Village. He can often be found in the Ale House cackling with visiting Minstrels or lurking at the crossroads selling his unique wares to weary passer-bys

"I'm off to see Gramdalf for some cheeky liveners. Anyone else need any Saturday supplies?"

by ambiDave August 29, 2020

Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

by thricegreatart May 24, 2010