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gandilf by TheOnlyCoughlin April 13, 2017
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Gandalf the cat
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
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Dirty Gandalf
The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
Vaginal gandalf
When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017
Gandalf
Gandalf by thricegreatart May 24, 2010
Gandolf Glacier
It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
Gandolf Glacier by pu re tun February 8, 2010
Whistling Gandalf
Whistling Gandalf by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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