googances 

Googances

gu'.gon-sES adj.
To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."

gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.

What a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the UMP. To top it off, they all forgot their socks.

googances by JJdaCool October 12, 2010

gookanese 

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022

googanheim 

The musical instrument played by the garden gnome.

Alfred, the Swedish garden gnome, frolicked through the garden playing his googanheim to the beats of his feet.

googanheim by jalapano August 17, 2010

googangelist

Google evangelist.

He loves google so much he teaches everyone about Google apps/chat/voice/etc, he's a googangelist.

googangelist by LustyMartin September 20, 2010

Googanosed

A word for the hyperchondriacs out there, who have ever tried to self diagnose themselves on google. Because going to the doctor's is just too much hassle...

"I thought I had appendicitis last night"
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."

Googanosed by parachutes March 5, 2010

Goognesia 

a temporary mental condition afflicting internet users. In their haste to 'Google' something, when faced with the blank search box, the user instantly - albeit temporarily, forgets what it was they were going to search.

"hang on i'll Google it....errrrr......what was I going to do? argh it's that Goognesia again!"

Goognesia by cakebakermaker August 19, 2013