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A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.
Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!
Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018
Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.
Dude jack is such a goonfest
goonfest by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010
the state of being most "goon" or "G acting" than any other person place or thing.
Denia is the most goonest out of all her friends.
goonest by marthad April 15, 2011

Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man
Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.
Goonestrious by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024
When someone goons to a lot of people at one time
Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house
Goonfest by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026