Googanosed

A word for the hyperchondriacs out there, who have ever tried to self diagnose themselves on google. Because going to the doctor's is just too much hassle...

"I thought I had appendicitis last night"
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."

by parachutes March 5, 2010

Googamosé

The point when scat has sat in the sun long enough to turn white and become virtually shit dust, yet still holding the shape that was laid.

The only thing that remains of my dog is the googamosé she left scattered in my driveway and sidewalk.

by og rynobrandy December 15, 2023