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Goognesia

a temporary mental condition afflicting internet users. In their haste to 'Google' something, when faced with the blank search box, the user instantly - albeit temporarily, forgets what it was they were going to search.
"hang on i'll Google it....errrrr......what was I going to do? argh it's that Goognesia again!"
by cakebakermaker August 19, 2013
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googlesation

When someone in a chat room is having a conversation or debate and is using Google at the same time for information in an attempt to look smart.
He was having a googlesation in the chat room today
by daveobot June 2, 2013
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Googenstahmber

Hey Monet I Sucked His Googenstahmber Last Night.
by BarbiexDoll November 25, 2009
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googlestalk

To stalk someone using the search engine Google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the Internet.
This guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him IRL, which totally creeped me out. After he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. So he found my LiveJournal!
by Albin Pahernik January 4, 2004
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googleslapped

1.) When someone asks a question and another person responds by instructing them to look it up on google.

2.)When someone asks a question online and somone responds with a link to the google website.
1.) Q: "Does anyone know how many contries are in the world?"... A: "Google it"

2.) Q: "How many countries are there?" A: www.google.com
by mmm12 January 3, 2005
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Googlesmart

Any person who gets 99.9 percent of all info from their favorite search engine to look intellegent on talk/chat forums. Most people who are googlesmart tend to post on forums to look like a highly astounding person, but may not be.
Mechanic one: Man that GMracer350 shure knows his stuff about cars...
Mechanic two: Ha ha, that guy couldnt spin a wrench if he tried, he claims to know alot, but without his computer, hes Googlesmart.
by Tommy Jamison October 27, 2006
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googlestalk

verb: to gather as much information as possible about a man/woman you don't really know by doing a variety of searches in Google.
"Dude, I had such a crush on her, I even did a googlestalk on her. It turned out she was on a herpes support message board. Fuck that, man"
by NinaOdell January 17, 2009
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