gookanese 

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022

gookabetes 

The unfortunate circumstance when a Gook (person of Korean descent) and a diabetic (person without genitalia) cum together to reproduce. The offspring will be automatically diagnosed with gookabetes.

Also refers to a Korean pimp that suffers from diabetes and occasionally severe diabetic nerve pain. This rare combo can result in numerous minor injuries that can derail a career or even a life.

Kai Choi: Why tf are you and DaQwon being such cocks lately.
Rob: It’s not our fault you have gookabetes.

JimmyV: Cuh, that Korean babe Ling is soooo hot!
Sergio: Dude I’d stay away, if you fuck her your child will have gookabetes and there’s no coming back from that.

gookabetes by bliZebarack327 February 24, 2018

Gwopanese 

The act of having so much skill at gwoppin (either acquiring currency, or dominating something) that you literally speak the language.

Hey man, you catch Kobe out there last night? Yessir, kid was money, he speaks Gwopanese.

Gwopanese by cd10 May 11, 2010

Googanosed

A word for the hyperchondriacs out there, who have ever tried to self diagnose themselves on google. Because going to the doctor's is just too much hassle...

"I thought I had appendicitis last night"
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."

Googanosed by parachutes March 5, 2010

goofinese 

It's the specific language only spoken by goofs or people who are acting like a goof.

Prison Inmate - "I'm fluent in goofinese. My cell mate is a pedo."

goofinese by Dynomiite January 11, 2021

Gackanese

The language you start to speak when you are sleep deprived from being too high and up too long on meth.

That fool been up so long on meth that i couldn't understand a word he was saying cause he was speaking gackanese.

Gackanese by DarlingNiki18 June 6, 2023