gookanese
gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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gookanese • GOOK AMESE • Gackanese • Goanese • godanese • goofinese • GOOGANESS • Googanosed • gookabetes • gookanism
gookabetes
The unfortunate circumstance when a Gook (person of Korean descent) and a diabetic (person without genitalia) cum together to reproduce. The offspring will be automatically diagnosed with gookabetes.
Also refers to a Korean pimp that suffers from diabetes and occasionally severe diabetic nerve pain. This rare combo can result in numerous minor injuries that can derail a career or even a life.
Also refers to a Korean pimp that suffers from diabetes and occasionally severe diabetic nerve pain. This rare combo can result in numerous minor injuries that can derail a career or even a life.
Kai Choi: Why tf are you and DaQwon being such cocks lately.
Rob: It’s not our fault you have gookabetes.
JimmyV: Cuh, that Korean babe Ling is soooo hot!
Sergio: Dude I’d stay away, if you fuck her your child will have gookabetes and there’s no coming back from that.
Rob: It’s not our fault you have gookabetes.
JimmyV: Cuh, that Korean babe Ling is soooo hot!
Sergio: Dude I’d stay away, if you fuck her your child will have gookabetes and there’s no coming back from that.
gookabetes by bliZebarack327 February 24, 2018
Googanosed
A word for the hyperchondriacs out there, who have ever tried to self diagnose themselves on google. Because going to the doctor's is just too much hassle...
"I thought I had appendicitis last night"
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."
Googanosed by parachutes March 5, 2010
Gackanese
The language you start to speak when you are sleep deprived from being too high and up too long on meth.
That fool been up so long on meth that i couldn't understand a word he was saying cause he was speaking gackanese.
Gackanese by DarlingNiki18 June 6, 2023
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