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The sound the walrus makes. The walrus lives in southern California and is named Adam. The walrus goes way back with all people he knows. Goist can also be used as a substitution for any word.
The walrus shouted, "GOIST" with much angst. The Walrus goists all over your face, every night.
goist by Ebumar February 26, 2008
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A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.
I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.
Gisting by Fishyrich October 17, 2011
Related Words
goist goisture gobstopper Glistens glistenair geist gist gister goast Goint
the words gross, goofy, and musty all together

this word can be used to describe a person, place, or thing

created by elise and cameron
EW this lunch is so gooisty”
My ex is so gooisty”
“Why he look so gooisty”
gooisty by gooistygurl October 24, 2022
A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011
the most hip way to say "good night", thats different from your standard "gn".
I'm mad tired, I think I'll go to sleep. goint
goint by nordvpn June 5, 2021
A simple-minded...... DUMBASS.
Commonly found of space crafts 3 million years in the future.
"Lister, You complete and utter goit!"
Goit by LuM January 19, 2004

Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.
Milwaukee goiter by Legendary D June 21, 2009
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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