walrus

When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus

She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.

by Jeff & Brandon December 31, 2002

walrus

to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.

Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"

by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010

walrus

On november 9th, 1969, Paul McCartney of The Beatles supposedly died in a car crash, resulting in a long train of supposed clues in songs and on album covers after that. Examples of such clues would be what the Beatles are wearing on the cover of Abbey Road, Paul wearing a Walrus suit on the cover of Magical Mystery Tour, and the song I Am the Walrus. The term Walrus at the time meant someone who was dead, so this implied that Paul was indeed dead. Then on the White Album on the song Glass Onion (a coffin with a glass top) John Lennon sings "Well here's another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul", meaning that Paul was supposedly dead. Of course, he's still alive and well. This was all just a hoax.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka'choo!

by Drew Ward August 13, 2005

walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

by Chris February 08, 2005

walrus

•Sitting on a cornflake

•Corporation T-shirt


•Stupid bloody tuesady

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004

walrus

an imaginary animal

Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?

by shreik January 07, 2008

walrus

An older gentleman using the online children's game 'Club Penguin' as a playground to find little unsuspecting kiddies to drag back to his 'ice-dungeon' (usually an upside-down couch with a thawing bag of frozen peas)

"My little brother is being swallowed into a world of walri"

"A walrus was hitting on me today. How did I know? Well it became a little late..."

by herman.fritz December 04, 2009