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Upon discovering his girlfriend's fresh corpse, Johnny knew that he must goast her if he ever wanted to speak to her again.
Despite common misconceptions, people trained to goast are not necessarily necrophiliacs, but simply consider it a reasonable means of aiding in reanimation.
Despite common misconceptions, people trained to goast are not necessarily necrophiliacs, but simply consider it a reasonable means of aiding in reanimation.
by ThePowerOfHAT September 19, 2008
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it stands for Greatest Of All S. T. The S. T. stands for different things depending on what you are doing.
it stands for Greatest Of All S. T. The S. T. stands for different things depending on what you are doing.
This ain't no ordinary smoke. This is da goast. (Greatest of all smoke things).
That niggas voice is the bomb. He is the goast. (Greatest of ALL Singing Things)
That pussy is the goast. (greatest of all sexual things.)
That niggas voice is the bomb. He is the goast. (Greatest of ALL Singing Things)
That pussy is the goast. (greatest of all sexual things.)
by Lil Reazon Goast October 27, 2003
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1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
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“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
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Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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