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jobslobber 

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side
Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber
jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

Jobbylobber 

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby
he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing
Jobbylobber by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobsgobbler 

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.
Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.
Jobsgobbler by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.
A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
jockslobberfest by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

hobslobber 

When a girl slobs all over your dick
Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.
hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

gobslobber 

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip
"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"
gobslobber by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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