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jobslobber 

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side
Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber
jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

Jobbylobber 

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby
he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing
Jobbylobber by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobsgobbler 

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.
Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.
Jobsgobbler by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.
A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
jockslobberfest by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

hobslobber 

Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.
hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

gobslobber 

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip
"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"
gobslobber by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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