Jobslobber

Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.

There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.

by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021

jobslobber

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side

Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber

by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

Jobbylobber

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby

he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing

by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobsgobbler

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.

Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.

by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.

A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.

by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

hobslobber

When a girl slobs all over your dick

Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.

by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

gobslobber

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip

"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"

by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017