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jobslobber 

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side
Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber
jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

Jobbylobber 

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby
he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing
Jobbylobber by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobsgobbler 

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.
Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.
Jobsgobbler by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.
A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
jockslobberfest by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

hobslobber 

Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.
hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

gobslobber 

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip
"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"
gobslobber by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017