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Jobslobber 

Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.
There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.
Jobslobber by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
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jobslobber 

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side
Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber
jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

Jobbylobber 

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby
he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing
Jobbylobber by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobsgobbler 

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.
Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.
Jobsgobbler by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.
A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
jockslobberfest by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

hobslobber 

Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.
hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

gobslobber 

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip
"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"
gobslobber by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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