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jobslobber 

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side
Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber
jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

Jobbylobber 

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby
he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing
Jobbylobber by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobsgobbler 

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.
Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.
Jobsgobbler by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.
A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
jockslobberfest by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

hobslobber 

When a girl slobs all over your dick
Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.
hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

gobslobber 

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip
"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"
gobslobber by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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