The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
“Gazebos” is a term from the movie “IT” of 2017 when one of the characters by the name of Eddie misplaced the original word “placebos”. Placebos actually means a treatment with no therapeutic effect, and he referenced it while he was arguing with his mother. He basically meant that the pills he was taking were pointless and did not help his state of health whatsoever.
“They’re gazebos... they’re bullshit!!” as said by Eddie in the movie “IT”
Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.