A Bro that you chill with in a gazebo. Bro's can be female. Usually a gazebro will participate in gazebo based activities with you like smoke weed, black and milds or eat food.
by tiphobian May 09, 2011
Gazebros will meet up on a regular basis and drink (whether it be alcohol or tea/coffee) whilst wearing sombreros, listening to the song "Loca People" dubbed to say "Viva Los Gazebros!".
by Frazzle-de-boi September 25, 2011
Gazebros are deeply misunderstood, suit-wearing men who enjoy drinking booze, congregating in gazebos, and smoking it up with their ciggys, pipes, or cigars. Quite the rambunctious group, they are known for their far-right political views and like to call each other nigga. Under the guidance of the Gazebros, you will learn that traditional gender roles are based, the Jews are evil, and homosexuality is cringe. The Gazebros have a unique and dynamic dialect, passed on from one fellow to the next- they like to create their own slang (e.g they call everything and everyone a jawn or a cryptid) and have numerous inside jokes. They could all be described as undiagnosed autists, but that would not be quite correct.
Psychologically speaking, the gazebo is like the "man cave" of the married man. Though they do not know it, the archetypical structure of gazebo symbolizes a barrier to the outside world, just as a "man cave" is where the married man may go to seek respite. Some of the Gazebros must learn to escape from this gazebo prison and learn to talk to women. Hopefully, when the Gazebros marry, they will not retreat to the gazebos, to the man caves, but alas, congregation of the bros is inevitable UNLESS one marries a tradwife because he will love and appreciate her most.
Psychologically speaking, the gazebo is like the "man cave" of the married man. Though they do not know it, the archetypical structure of gazebo symbolizes a barrier to the outside world, just as a "man cave" is where the married man may go to seek respite. Some of the Gazebros must learn to escape from this gazebo prison and learn to talk to women. Hopefully, when the Gazebros marry, they will not retreat to the gazebos, to the man caves, but alas, congregation of the bros is inevitable UNLESS one marries a tradwife because he will love and appreciate her most.
by crystaldome May 03, 2024
Gazebros are deeply misunderstood, suit-wearing men who enjoy drinking booze, congregating in gazebos, and smoking it up with their ciggys, pipes, or cigars. Quite the rambunctious group, they are known for their far-right political views and like to call each other nigga. Under the guidance of the Gazebros, you will learn that traditional gender roles are based, the Jews are evil, and homosexuality is cringe. The Gazebros have a unique and dynamic dialect, passed on from one fellow to the next- they like to create their own slang (e.g they call everything and everyone a jawn or a cryptid) and have numerous inside jokes. They could all be described as undiagnosed autists, but that would not be quite correct.
Psychologically speaking, the gazebo is like the "man cave" of the married man. Though they do not know it, the archetypical structure of gazebo symbolizes a barrier to the outside world, just as a "man cave" is where the married man may go to seek respite. Some of the Gazebros must learn to escape from this gazebo prison and learn to talk to women. Hopefully, when the Gazebros marry, they will not retreat to the gazebos, to the man caves, but alas, congregation of the bros is inevitable UNLESS one marries a tradwife because he will love and appreciate her most.
Psychologically speaking, the gazebo is like the "man cave" of the married man. Though they do not know it, the archetypical structure of gazebo symbolizes a barrier to the outside world, just as a "man cave" is where the married man may go to seek respite. Some of the Gazebros must learn to escape from this gazebo prison and learn to talk to women. Hopefully, when the Gazebros marry, they will not retreat to the gazebos, to the man caves, but alas, congregation of the bros is inevitable UNLESS one marries a tradwife because he will love and appreciate her most.
"Ugh, it smells like smoke!"
"Yeah it must be the Gazebros"
"Dude, my whole class has all of the Gazebros in it"
"Yeah it must be the Gazebros"
"Dude, my whole class has all of the Gazebros in it"
by crystaldome March 20, 2024
Wastoid, too-old, losers who hang out at the park gazebo or in little league dugouts, urinate in them, tag them, smoke in them, and make them unusable for children.
"Hey gazebro, I need to take a piss. Let's head over to the dugout."
"Alright, fellow gazebro. I've had enough of the gazebo, anyway. Where should I throw my dunkin?"
"Just leave it in the gazebo."
"That's rude. I'll throw it on the little league field."
"Alright, fellow gazebro. I've had enough of the gazebo, anyway. Where should I throw my dunkin?"
"Just leave it in the gazebo."
"That's rude. I'll throw it on the little league field."
by Ava Jyna October 30, 2018